Rookie Season: 2018

NFL Team: Minnesota Vikings

Teams Managed: 10-15

Super Bowl Appearances: 4

Championship Rings: 2

A strong player evaluator and drafter. Will finds himself in playoffs more years than not. He'd likely sacrifice his current chips and a future one for Florida State to win another title. He's hoping to make the final four this year unlike FSU. Luckily there is no committee making that decision in fantasy, wins earn your way around here. Another new school player like his buddy Nate - but the friendship is set aside when it comes to fantasy, seeing Nate lose is Will's favorite part of fantasy football.

Rookie Season: 2010

NFL Team: Tampa  Bay Buccaneers

Teams Managed: 35-40

Super Bowl Appearances: 7

Championship Rings: 3

Starting fires in the chat, putting them out in real life. He wishes his players kept up with their health as much as he does. Plagued by injuries year after year, luck seems to run low on his teams. He'll scoop up all the Gators players he can - even if it means faith in Kyle Pitts... Again. He's got a few rings to his name, but he can handle the weight of a few more. 

Rookie Season: 2017

NFL Team: Jacksonville Jaguars

Teams Managed: 90-100

Super Bowl Appearances: ~30-35

Championship Rings: 13

Plugged directly into the matrix he's analyzing every stat, every game, every yard. If you want to know what a player had for breakfast, he probably knows. His ring count is only countered by the amount of screens he's running on Sundays. Somehow able to keep up with upwards of 20 leagues a year, he might be as the kids say "built different". Trevor Lawrence's truest champion. He's hoping to make it to the same place the Jaguars have never been again this year. 

Rookie Season: 2007

NFL Team: Philadelphia Eagles

Teams Managed: 45-50

Super Bowl Appearances: ~10-15

Championship Rings: ~5-6

He's been playing fantasy football longer than most of us have been watching football. He'll be working a trade deal on one phone while securing a contract for the next National Guard recruit on the other. He lives for the wheel and deal, even with all the cards on the table, there is always an ace up the sleeve. Enough rings to keep his dealing hand weighed down with a few others likely traded away as part of his next move. Your player has a price and he'll figure out what it is. 

Rookie Season: 2014

NFL Team: Carolina Panthers

Teams Managed: 25-30

Super Bowl Appearances: 15

Championship Rings: 8

Starting into fantasy on a random whim, he became commissioner his first year when starting a new league. A decade later and nothings changed. Still running leagues, still winning chips. As commissioner he strives for parity among players, fair rulings, and creating a fun environment. A perennial playoff contender with rings picked up across staunch opponents in a variety of leagues. It's egregious for him to be writing this about himself in the third person, but all good tyrants must laud themselves to the people. 

Rookie Season: 2014

NFL Team: Pittsburgh Steelers

Teams Managed: 60-65

Super Bowl Appearances: 18

Championship Rings: 12

More playoff runs than Mike Tomlin, you'll find it unlikely to find him in the bottom ranks of any league. He's ran out of fingers for his rings and started collecting on his toes. But can he continue that past success into this new dynasty, or has the mountain peak been reached and only the bottom left to tumble toward? Maybe it's the night that gives him power, scrolling the waivers while you sleep soundly. He may or may not be Batman.

Jon

Rookie Season: 2021

NFL Team: His Fantasy Team

Teams Managed: 15-20

Super Bowl Appearances: 5 

Championship Rings: 3

Jimmy

Rookie Season: 2019

NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks

Teams Managed: 40-50

Super Bowl Appearances: ~5-10

Championship Rings: 4

A dynamic duo ready to join mutual fantasy knowledge and skill together and build a dynasty that matches that of the 1930 - 1960 New York Yankees. Time will tell if two really is better than one. No matter who gets to hold the banner or wear the ring, if they collect another this year - it'll be no doubt Jon, the bourbon aficionado, will crack open one of his liquid trophies to celebrate. (Invite the Commish to get those unscrupulous trades approved...)

Rookie Season: 2017

NFL Team: Philadelphia Eagles

Teams Managed: 10-15

Super Bowl Appearances: 0

Championship Rings: 0

A conundrum to doctors as he continues to collect more kids than championship rings. Maybe he should offer Christian a trade...Stephen has battled his way uphill from day one improving each year more than the prior, but he's still looking for that first shot at glory. He aims to make the super bowl this year, but will he miss like the stormtroopers or will he land the Death Star blow with a perfect photon torpedo shot? May the force be with him.

Rookie Season: 2019

NFL Team: Philadelphia Eagles

Teams Managed: 15-20

Super Bowl Appearances: 3

Championship Rings: 2

If you're wondering why he's not responding to your trade request, he's probably cruising around the streets of PA on his motorcycle. In his spare time though, he'll be drafting all of the Eagles players and making you wonder how you're still losing to him when the Eagles are on bye. Two wheels, two chips. Nuff said.

Rookie Season: 2017

NFL Team: New England Patriots

Teams Managed: 25-30

Super Bowl Appearances: 5 

Championship Rings: 3

Balls: 1

Professional MMA Fighter and new Father - with a collection of appearances and a trio of rings, Christian is as formidable a fantasy player as he is a jiujitsu master in the ring. He bolsters a wildcard play style that may raise eyebrows to some, but if you're not careful you might find yourself in a banana split, tapping out for mercy, any given Sunday. He's hoping to build a dynasty here that replaces the void from the downfall of the Patriots. 

Rookie Season: 2018

NFL Team: Miami Dolphins

Teams Managed: 25-30

Super Bowl Appearances: 5 

Championship Rings: 2

You'll have a tough time locking down this nomad as he roams from state to state accompanied by his wife and cherished pug Rip. But that doesn't stop him from keeping his fantasy team well managed. With several trips to the super bowl and enough rings to double pinky pimp them, you won't be collecting any free wins from this guy. If his fantasy football arsenal matches his real life one he'll be a dynasty contender right away. Just don't trash talk him about Halo multiplayer, he'll make you sad. 

Rookie Season: 2012

NFL Team: Dallas Cowboys

Teams Managed: 25-30

Super Bowl Appearances: 3

Championship Rings: 2

This gunslinger is packing 6 rounds of trash talk on both hips. He's been around the fantasy block and collected some trinkets along the way. Those rings are likely rattling around a junk drawer somewhere, because as much as he likes winning, there's nothing he likes more than your team losing. Unlike the Cowboys in recent years, he knows how to get past the first round of playoffs.